Author's Note: All but one I came up with myself.
I'm Hook-ed on peter pan jokes.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
because he neverlands.
What distracted Peter Pan while he was fighting?
It was Wendy.
Why doesn't Hook like basketball?
Because he's always racing against the clock.
What did the Lost Boys do when it was time to eat?
They rang the Tinker Bell.
What did Peter Pan do when someone was following him?
Chased his shadow.
These jokes just never get old.