"There is no Random Thing to a Random Conversation!"
Ever tried having a random conversation with somebody? With the right people, it can be a fun activity. Well, in that conversation, there is nothing random you can say. For in this Random Conversation, everything random you say, is not random, seeing as it is a Random Conversation. If you were to lamely say something normal in this Random Conversation, it would also come across as random. It's a random conversation, and normal things appear random to it.
Some try--and have failed to try--to disprove this deep quotable by Jim Blow. All arguments are invalid though.
There truly is nothing random to be said in a Random Conversation.
I rest my case.